God bless the U.S.A

"Need a gun?"
"Yeah."
"Need a scooter?"
"Totally."
Then head on over to the gun shack! The only place (not counting Mississippi) where you can get all the guns and scooters you need, all in one handy location!
* Tell 'em Bubba sent ya' an' get 10 percent off.

*while supplies last.